[bboop]

I would be fried! And then there are the variables: What if they dry up, win an iPod, and then go back on? Do they get another one if they sober up again? Do they have to give the first one back if they revert? Can they be sober for a year, then revert, but not have to give it back because it’s been a year? What if they sell it? And then they revert because they no longer FEEL GOOD because they won an iPod?

OH THERE ARE SUCH IDIOTS IN THE WORLD, many of them in charge.

[Stoat]

I would be fried! And then there are the variables: What if they dry up, win an iPod, and then go back on? Do they get another one if they sober up again? Do they have to give the first one back if they revert? Can they be sober for a year, then revert, but not have to give it back because it’s been a year? What if they sell it? And then they revert because they no longer FEEL GOOD because they won an iPod?

OH THERE ARE SUCH IDIOTS IN THE WORLD, many of them in charge.

Your precision targeting of the ramifications of the issue at hand earns you today's Free Republic Intellectual Sniper Award

Be advised that this award is not redeemable for an iPod and is intended to foster insightful commentary, not the reliance upon Government handouts to do the right thing.

I would be fried! And then there are the variables: What if they dry up, win an iPod, and then go back on? Do they get another one if they sober up again? Do they have to give the first one back if they revert? Can they be sober for a year, then revert, but not have to give it back because it’s been a year? What if they sell it? And then they revert because they no longer FEEL GOOD because they won an iPod?

OH THERE ARE SUCH IDIOTS IN THE WORLD, many of them in charge.