There...fixed it.
Oh, that must be right...you must be correct. A nation that give the world about 90 percent of its new technology and medical breakthroughs; a nation that almost singlehandedly protected the globe from the spread of Soviet domination; a nation that has developed into the most significant economic and military power man has ever seen, and it in only two centuries time; a nation like ours just couldn’t survive without tens of millions of functionally illiterate invaders picking our lettuce. (Mega-Sarc)
You, sir...ma’am...or whatever the hell you are...are a complete idiot.