[monday]

“The city of Erfurt quickly stepped in to the growing scandal, announcing on Thursday that zoo director Norbert Neuschulz had been relieved of his duties.”

What was he supposed to do with them? Bury them in a pet cemetery? The city of Erfurt doesn’t deserve a zoo if they are going to be so prissy. They can watch wild kingdom on TV instead.

[Larry Lucido]

They could set up a retirement home for zoo animals. You know, shuffleboard, white shoes, etc. Maybe Del Boca Vista Phase II in Florida.