[Dr. Frank fan]

A recent Canadian Press-Decima Research Poll shows Canadians are divided on the role God played – or did not play – in the creation of humans.

Odd story. "Dog bites man!"

What would be the alternative to Canadians being "divided" on the role God played or did not play in the creation of humans? "Canadians all agree monolithically on the role God played in the creation of humans"? Now THAT would be an interesting story....

[CanaGuy]

Recent Poll shows Canadian journalists undivided on their opinion that there is no God and that all religion is bunk.

[Blind Eye Jones]

Canadians are going to heaven like every one else. Now, the ones that aren’t are evil son of a bitches and they tell me that they like hell because it reminds them of Florida. I say to them, “Isn’t it a lot warmer in hell than Florida?” And they say to me, “Yes, but you don’t have to put up with the mosquitoes.” Well, that about says it with the Canadian mentality who are going to hell. They find out about hell from the socialists who are liars because some of the biggest mosquitoes go to hell (even according to David Suzuki). Now, I say you guys know you’re evil SOB so why worry about the bugs? And they say, “bugs are not like Bush.” So I say, “Have a pleasant trip you morons.” And they go are eaten up and look like Saddam on a good day when he is wearing a shirt so he can hide the bug bites... serves them right.