Oh No! How can I practice for the hot dog eating contest!!!
That Hot Dog champ “Jaws” was here on the coast last Sunday at a pork rib eating contest.
He also appeared on the Portlan AM Northwest show shoving twinkies down his gullet.
I told my son I would not attend the contest with him as a spectator as I would be a jinx on Jaws as I have a delicate gag reflex and my pre hurling sounds from the crowd would screw him up if he heard them prematurely to his post eating vomiting.