I don't believe you're Xenalyte. I think you're her HUSBAND and you've broken into her FR account.
Bring back Xenalyte!
Oh, c’est moi . . . the mister doesn’t check out FR unless I send him a thread, and even then it’s a crapshoot. ;)
I too can be irrational and freakish in a womanly way. (I know y’all aren’t used to that. Maybe I should do it more.)