Thinking fast, I stammered out something like "I'm part of 'Doctors Without Borders' and I need it to get into unpaved mountainous areas in Chiapas Mexico to deliver badly needed medical supplies to the indigenous people there."
Suddenly, I was like her hero. Her eyes sparkled, she apologized, and I bet that she was fantasizing about having sex with me right there in the parking garage. Boy, did she feel like a big fat jerk.
Little did she know that I primarily use the truck to tote my assault rifles to the shooting range.
LOL
I would have paid real money to see you say that to her.