Personally, I detest lettuce. And when any gets into the house by mistake and is leftover, I put it out, along with other edibles for the various animals who frequent my property - both wild ones and those belonging to my neighbors - and guess what NEVER gets eaten? It lays there and dries up under the spruce tree every time. I scrape it out of my tacos, when I go to Subway I order NO LETTUCE, etc. I guesss this contributes to my general low opinion of illegals.