may i suggest that you ridicule & laugh AT "bubba", as i do???
you might also (constantly) ask him WHICH of the former BANNED members of "the DAMNyankee coven" that he USED to be. (he hates having his "returned from OBLIVION status" pointed out to him.)
free dixie,sw
Tell us about the yankees burning down the synagogue in Alexandria a decade before it was built.
Tell us about the Texas privateers who captured a U-boat and put it up in a Galveston park.