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Whale Rescue, Cat Fight (humor)
Scooter's Report ^ | 7-17-07 | Scooter Van Neuter

Posted on 07/17/2007 10:58:56 AM PDT by Digital Disaster

12 Hours To Rescue 500 Pound Man

Grantsburg, Wis. Crews rescued a vacationing 500+ pound Massachusetts man after the tube he was riding on the St. Croix River deflated. A boat used to retrieve the man bottomed out, as did a hovercraft. Twelve hours later, crews were able to maneuver yet another boat to deeper water, and the man was finally taken to a hospital where he was reported to be suffering from exposure, intoxication, and a serious case of delusion.

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Elizabeth Edwards Slams Hillary

The wife of Presidential candidate John Edwards blasts his rival, Hillary Clinton, in a new interview. Elizabeth Edwards said, "I'm not convinced she'd be as good an advocate for women. I think you actually need to be a woman to be a women's advocate." When told of Edward's remarks, Clinton replied, "She should talk, her husband's twice the woman she is." Good point.

Scooter peace out.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: democrat; edwards; election; kenndedy
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1 posted on 07/17/2007 10:58:59 AM PDT by Digital Disaster
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To: Digital Disaster
What does a floundering fatty and a floundering fat head have in common anyways..
2 posted on 07/17/2007 11:08:52 AM PDT by Weeedley
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To: Weeedley

Wide loads?


3 posted on 07/17/2007 11:14:18 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Digital Disaster
Teddy to the unidentified man: Anything you can do I can do bigger. Anything you can do I can do drunker. Anything you can do I can do more delusional.
4 posted on 07/17/2007 11:20:46 AM PDT by upchuck (If you don't have borders, you won't have a nation ~ Mark Steyn)
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To: Digital Disaster

“I think you actually need to be a woman to be a women’s advocate.” When told of Edward’s remarks, Clinton replied, “She should talk, her husband’s twice the woman she is.”

Finally !! Hillary got something right!


5 posted on 07/17/2007 11:23:24 AM PDT by vetsvette (Bring Him Back)
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