Don't forget butter knives! One can be a real menace, and most homes have an arsenal of them. Maybe OSHA can redraft the proposed regs to forbid these dangerous weapons from being in the presence of anyone with fingers or eyes? And don't get me started with those EVILLLLLL steak knives...
Can you believe how utterly stooopid our government is? Or evil? Or both? Take your pick. I will say, however, that as an entity it is singularly original and devastatingly effective in pissing people off. Rosie O'Donut could take lessons.