atheist was asked what he would say when he found himself at the pearly gates after he died, looking at st. peter. his answer; Whoops!
His alternative answer: Okay, I admit I was wrong. Now where are my 72 virgins? ;-)
I prefer the 72 armed Virginians that meet the muslim suicide bomber at the Pearly Gates . . . just a typo dontcha know.
“ok, i admit i was wrong.”
there are a number of answers; whoops, my bad, holy mackerel, well i’ll be a s.o.b., dayam, oh no and ay ay ay ayay. (among others)
suicide bomber finds himself in front of st. peter after pulling the string. he says to st. peter, “please give me my seventy virgins.” st. peter tells him about a mistake in the translation. “it was not seventy virgins, but seventy virginians”, he tells the bomber.