[COBOL2Java]

He was on dialysis and the “tribal areas” of north western Pakistan aren’t known for their medical facilities.

Gasp! You mean, Michael Moore is lying to us???

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Not to worry, Osama Sab, this is sure-fire cure for renal failure, impotence and arthritis! And AIDS which is spread by Jew-infected prostitute boys! (Not that that would pose any hazard to Osama Sab.)