I notice that he has a cane. Sometimes when a person grows unusually large, they develop arthritis and joint problems. Here’s hoping they are happy.
Later, that night ...
"Honey, are you ready for your bride?" (As she appears in flimsey, gossamer temptation ..)
"Darling ... would you just massage my feet ... I may never walk again" (and soon, the sound of deep snoring fills the matrimonial tent)