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To: varon
You call Secretary of Homeland Security, Chertoff and inquire as to how his gut feels!!!

WElcome to Sec'y Chertoffs voice mail system. Your call is very important to us. Para Espanol imprima el Dos. If illegal immigrants are firing at you with RPG's press 1 for gut check. If Illegals are trying to run you down with SUV's imprima el, excuse me, press 3. If ....

30 posted on 07/14/2007 3:45:33 PM PDT by Mad Dawg (Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
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To: Mad Dawg; Farmer Dean; stephenjohnbanker; TommyDale; nicmarlo; indylindy
Welcome to Sec'y Chertoff's voice mail system. Your call is very important to us. Para Espanol imprima el Dos.

If illegal immigrants are firing at you with RPG's, press 1 for gut check.

If Illegals are trying to run you down with SUV's imprima el, excuse me, press 3.

If illegals are roaming your streets with US government issue AK47's, shoulder holsters and ammo clips, press 4.

If you are against amnesty, turn yourself in to the Homeland Security office nearest you, at once.

33 posted on 07/14/2007 4:06:14 PM PDT by Liz (It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. Voltaire)
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To: Mad Dawg

FOFLOL. Thanks for a great post-—I could not resist elaborating on this (above).


34 posted on 07/14/2007 4:08:27 PM PDT by Liz (It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. Voltaire)
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