Your: I was accused of racism for using that expression in a predominately black setting. I was told I made them feel like I thought they were all criminals.
In this day and age, just about anything one can say can be twisted by one of the 'victim groups' (Islamic Terrorists, Gays, Feminists, veggies, illegal immigrants, PETA, Jesse & Al Etc) to be racism...
Therefore, the Liberal Democrats... 
have declared their goal is...
No one may wear nor eat anything that was once living at any time, especially pork, have sexual relations with anyone of the opposite gender, pray to any deity but Allah, be a heterosexual male or vote anything but the straight Liberal Democratic ticket...
Take that you racist dog... 
not spay and neuter your goldfish, eh?
When that finally comes to pass, what non-inmates left will be quickly beheaded by Jessee and Al's lesbian, Islamic vegetarian offspring who slipped across the Rio Grande last night!
So, I suggest anyone who says you are racist for saying "The inmates have control of the asylum"
Well, they should be told... 
to go pound sand!
Is that a knock... 
on us Sandfolk?
Yes... 
racists as hell!
We... 
are so confused!
So am I... 
and so it my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl
BTW are you any kin to Kaylee... 
of "Firefly"/Serenity fame?
If so... 
I'm having a little thing at my pad tonight. Nothing fancy, you see... Clothing optional...
Sounds like fun... 
I be there eightish!
