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Dems Got Religion (humor)
Scooter's Report ^ | 7-12-07 | Scooter Van Neuter

Posted on 07/12/2007 10:50:56 AM PDT by Digital Disaster

Time Magazine: Democrats Have Got Religion

The magazine outlines how front-running Democrat candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards are publicly embracing their faith in an effort to reach conservative voters.

Senator Clinton has hired Burns Strider, a congressional staffer and evangelical Baptist, who is assembling a faith steering group from major denominations and sends out a weekly wrap-up, Faith, Family and Values. "Burns is a religious guy who knows how to talk to other religious people like Republicans," said Clinton. When asked about her own faith, she replied, "I've always been very religious. In fact, in my office I have a little statue of Moses on the cross that I pray to every Sunday."

John Edwards is embarking on his 12 - city "Poverty Tour" that will take his campaign to mostly black inner city churches. Edwards said, "Just like Jesus, my message to the downtrodden is one of hope, the hope that they'll somehow get injured and be able to successfully sue someone or some company for millions of dollars like many of my past clients."

Barack Obama's campaign has run faith forums in New Hampshire, where local clergy and laypeople discuss religious engagement in politics. "It's important that 'everyday people' know how much Jesus wants them to vote Democrat," said the candidate while being fitted for a shimmering turquoise suit and platinum cross. "Abortion is a gift from God that Republicans and the Devil want to destroy, we ain't going to let it happen." Obama then fell onto the floor and started speaking in tongues, demonstrating his connection with powerful spiritual forces.

At this point, the Democrats have it all.

Scooter peace out.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: burnsstrider; clinton; democrats; elections; obama; religiousleft
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Praise God!
1 posted on 07/12/2007 10:50:57 AM PDT by Digital Disaster
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To: Digital Disaster

Trailing clouds of glory...
I figured Hillary for a snake handler...
or is it just a snake. :o)


2 posted on 07/12/2007 10:54:40 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Liberty Valance

3 posted on 07/12/2007 10:56:33 AM PDT by Long Island Pete
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To: Digital Disaster

LOL.

I guess this is a good place to post one of my FR faves.

It’s not funny, it’s serious. But it is a good read.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1718576/posts


4 posted on 07/12/2007 10:56:44 AM PDT by I still care ("Remember... for it is the doom of men that they forget" - Merlin, from Excalibur)
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To: All

The Dims really shouldn’t go there given their track record and especially, Hillary Clinton. She is one dame who has broken every rule in the book, and now wants to redefine the BIBLE for all the sheeple she intends to fleese!


5 posted on 07/12/2007 10:59:43 AM PDT by cousair
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To: Digital Disaster

I find the majority of democratic candidates speaking in unknown tongues to me all of the time. I guess it is just the tongues of angels. Wish I could understand....


6 posted on 07/12/2007 10:59:47 AM PDT by Old Teufel Hunden
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To: Long Island Pete

7 posted on 07/12/2007 11:02:35 AM PDT by MrEdd (L. Ron Gore creator of "Fry-n-tology" the global warming religion.)
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To: Digital Disaster
I thought the Democrat Party discovered pray when the survival of Sen. Johnson was in doubt.
8 posted on 07/12/2007 11:02:37 AM PDT by pnh102
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To: Digital Disaster

I think the Bible is very clear on a wide range of the most important issues and is still relevant, essential and helpful for us today, 2000-3000 years after it was written.

If I HAD to pick my personal best example of the words of the Bible not being able to be twisted or turned - even with the best efforts of imperfect men and governments to do so, I would give the example of the 10 Commandments VS Socialism/Communism.

It is why (I believe) socialists and communist HATE the Bible and Christians. The plain words of the 10 Commandants are in stark contrast to what the socialists want. Virtually all the moral teachings and wisdom of the Bible have their roots in the 10 Commandments. Though these principles are more than 3000 years old, they still define the basis for a well-functioning society. And that is why the socialists/communists must destroy the Bible in order to institute their own version of society.

I. “You shall have no other gods before me. ** NOT THE STATE, NOT MAN, NOT “GREAT” LEADERS.

II. “You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing love to a thousand [generations] of those who love me and keep my commandments. ** NOT THE STATE. MAN IS NOT GOD. THE STATE IS NOT GOD

III. “You shall not misuse the name of the LORD your God, for the LORD will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses his name. ** LOOK AT HOW THE LEFT MOCKS CHRISTIANS - THEY MUST IN ORDER TO DESTROY IT

IV. “Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the LORD your God. On it you shall not do any work, neither you, nor your son or daughter, nor your manservant or maidservant, nor your animals, nor the alien within your gates. For in six days the LORD made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but he rested on the seventh day. Therefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy. ** YOU DO NOT WORK FOR THE STATE, IT IS GOD’S BLESSINGS

V. “Honor your father and your mother, so that you may live long in the land the LORD your God is giving you. ** SOCIALISM AND COMMUNISM IS BASED ON DESTROYING THE TRADITIONAL FAMILY - THE STATE IS YOUR FAMILY

VI. “You shall not murder. ** COMMUNISM PROMOTES ABORTION. COMMINISM KILLS ANYONE WHO DOES NOT GIVE IN OR RESISTS. COMMUNISM IS BASED ON THE FEAR OF DEATH

VII. “You shall not commit adultery. ** Socialists and Marxist promote adultery in its effort to destroy the family. Without the family, the individual must look to the state for financial and emotional support.

VIII. “You shall not steal. ** SOCIALISM AND COMMUNISM IS ENTIRELY BASED ON STEALING. MARX SAID “THERE IS NO PRIVATE PROPERTY IN COMMUNISM.” STEALING THE WEALTH OF SOME AND GIVING TO OTHERS AS A POLITICIAN SEES FIT IS THE BASIS OF SOCIALISM

IX. “You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor ** COMMUNISM IS BASED ON LIES. THERE IS NO FREEDOM OF SPEECH OR OF THE PRESS. YOU WILL SAY WHAT THE STATE WANTS YOU TO SAY - TRUTH OR LIES.

X. “You shall not covet your neighbor’s house. You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.” ** THE BASIS OF SOCIALISM IS THE COVETING OF WHAT OTHERS HAVE AND HAVING THE GOVERNMENT REDISTRIBUTE THE WEALTH. IT IS THE BASIS OF CLASS WARFARE.

If you follow the Bible you can NOT be a Socialist or Communist. And today, the Democrats in Americas are practically socialists. And no twisting of the words of the 10 Commandments can change that.


9 posted on 07/12/2007 11:06:56 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: MrEdd

That’s hysterical. Let’s hope we never see that image in a church!


10 posted on 07/12/2007 11:07:02 AM PDT by Joann37
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To: Digital Disaster

Abortion is a gift from God that Republicans and the Devil want to destroy, we ain’t going to let it happen.” Obama then fell onto the floor and started speaking in tongues, demonstrating his connection with powerful spiritual forces.
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Oh boy. A gift from God?

It used to be that a child was a gift from God, now the act of infanticide is.

The Left is a tragic comedy.


11 posted on 07/12/2007 11:07:43 AM PDT by Vinny (What is a liberal? Someone that is a friend of every country but his own.)
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To: 2banana

Very well thought out comments that contrast what the dems stand for, vs. what God says in His Word.

I still find it unbelievable that they try to use the “God card”, yet either ignore or trample on every sacred tenet He has given us. They think the masses are such idiots that they will not know the difference. And sorry to say, but many of their followers do fall for their tactics.


12 posted on 07/12/2007 11:14:01 AM PDT by Joann37
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To: Digital Disaster

We’re not buying what you’re selling. Actions speak louder than words and your are coming in loud and clear. You will say or do anything in your quest for power. You have no morals, no scruples, no sense of fidelity or propriety and your values are completely incompatable with Christian faith.

Go peddle your lies somewhere else. Using God as a means to garner votes will all get you a front row seat in Satan’s gallery.


13 posted on 07/12/2007 11:18:15 AM PDT by stm (Fred Thompson in 08! Return our country to the era of Reagan Conservatism)
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To: Digital Disaster

Looks like Scott Ott has some competition, of course with this bunch you never know!


14 posted on 07/12/2007 11:23:30 AM PDT by eyedigress
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To: Digital Disaster
" ... religious people like Republicans ... "

As contrasted to non-religious Democraps, such as Hitlery Clintoooooooon!
15 posted on 07/12/2007 11:31:43 AM PDT by leprechaun9
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To: cousair
“When asked about her own faith, she replied, “I’ve always been very religious. In fact, in my office I have a little statue of Moses on the cross that I pray to every Sunday.””

Gash Hilly, you sure you got the right Savior? Didn’t Moses bring us the 10 commandments? Are they the same 10 you and good old Bill have managed to brake Hundred’s maybe even thousand’s of times?
As for the Cross part you may have read the Koran instead of your King James, Our Lord Jesus is the one on the cross.
What a pandering buffoon you are Hilly, just go away. Amen.

16 posted on 07/12/2007 11:41:55 AM PDT by gakrak ("A wise man's heart is his right hand, But a fool's heart is at his left" Eccl 10:2)
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To: gakrak

Given the Edwards quote which immediately follows, I suggest that the quotes are a satire and not actually what they said (out loud, anyway).


17 posted on 07/12/2007 11:45:19 AM PDT by BelegStrongbow (www.stjosephssanford.org: Ecce Pactum, id cape aut id relinque)
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To: Digital Disaster
Three of the Seven Deadly Sins!

18 posted on 07/12/2007 12:04:53 PM PDT by ricks_place
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To: I still care

I’ll see your WND article and raise you this one- another great read.

http://www.intellectualconservative.com/article2925.html


19 posted on 07/12/2007 12:59:46 PM PDT by Rockitz (This isn't rocket science- Follow the money and you'll find the truth.)
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To: Digital Disaster

“I’ve always been very religious. In fact, in my office I have a little statue of Moses on the cross that I pray to every Sunday.”

If only she WOULD say something that stupid.


20 posted on 07/12/2007 4:43:04 PM PDT by Grunthor (Once a cobra bit Fred Thompsons' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.)
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