[Slip18]

"People have it bass-ackwards: People say they're younger than they really are, but they should be saying they're older than they really are. Then, they get compliments about how good they look...you'll never get that if you're trying to pass yourself off as younger than you really are."

You stole that from me, youngster!

I can remember three things from yesterday at the doc's: Cat bites are the worst; human bites come in second; and dog bites are third. We didn't ask her about monkey bites or the donkey that bit my sister.

So that's sort of three out of five.

[Cyber Liberty]

I’m afraid you are mistaken...It was a Moose that bit your sister. Mind you, moose bites can be nasty....