[Sender]

Canonsburg resident Dave DiTullio complained that a neighbor constantly starts fires next door, sending smoke onto DiTullio's property.

In Georgia, we consider the smoke from a charcoal fire wafting over our yard to be a GOOD thing. Dog agrees.

"Now you can't even eat a weenie at night! You've got to eat your weenies before eight," said Barb Mavrich, 58, a librarian who said the ruling was the talk of the town.

Um, I'm sure that a librarian could discreetly eat weenies at any time, Barb, just don't do it out on the porch ;)

[NativeSon]

In Georgia, we consider the smoke from a charcoal fire wafting over our yard to be a GOOD thing. Dog agrees.

Where I lived in PA, not only was it a good thing, it was like rolling out the welcome mat for neighbors to stop over.

[savedbygrace]

Dave had better make sure he never cuts a fart in public.