“Solution:
Eliminate about 4 Billion humans.
I figure we’re all on the list.
Well, except those in the service industries.
Someones got to serve veggie burgers to the elite surviving inheritors of the Earth.”
Here’s a possible solution to several problems:
LIBERALS - THE NEW WHITE MEAT. Perhaps the basis of a new Madison Avenue ad campaign. After all, it’s called Mad Ave for a reason.
Put a bounty on ‘em to encourage sport hunting of Liberals by those who either won’t eat Long Pig or can’t afford the arm length rubber gloves so essential to the dressing and cleaning of one of those things.
;-)
However, we could package it and sell it to China as "back bacon"..