No other animal relies on cooked food, he said”
Where is MacDonald’s taking us????
Where is MacDonalds taking us????
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Ever see the Married With Children episode with the “healthiest man in Chicago?”
AL) C’mon, everybody, family meeting. [they all sit] Now, Peg, I know you think you’re responsible for killing Jim. And yet you have no guilt of squashing the life out of me, but that’s another meeting. Anyway, what I’m saying is, you didn’t kill Jim. Good health killed Jim. See, he purified his body so completely, that when finally called on to do so, he couldn’t handle the grease and sugar and toxic waste that we call food. He rendered himself extinct. See, healthy people are like dinosaurs. They’re not fit to survive. Jim’s body couldn’t the burgers and bonbons and pastry suckin’s like real Americans. You see, Peg, WE are the truly strong.
PEGGY) You really think so, Al?
AL) Absolutely. See that cockroach over there?
PEGGY) [points] That one?
AL) [points] No, that one. Well, any one of them. You don’t see them carrying of a can of Wheat Germ, do you?
KELLY) Gurm, Dad.
AL) Thank you, Pumpkin. Anyhow, Peg, let’s follow the example of our friend the cockroach. They were before man, they’ll be here after man. You know why? They eat crap. And I say, if it’s good enough for the cockroach, then it’s good enough for my family!
“No other animal relies on cooked food, he said”
I’ve seen dogs eat poop, too, but that doesn’t mean it’s a great addition to the human diet.