[COBOL2Java]

"Forward, noble steed! On to victory!"

[Hot Tabasco]

ROFLMAO!!

[expatguy]

Two Billion Chinese mice walk into a bar. They order a beer, pay up, and then just sit there, sipping their drinks, not saying a word.

Finally, the bartender can't stand it anymore. "We don't see many Chinese mice in here," he says.

"And with this atmosphere of hedonistic individualism capitalistically exploiting the labor of the masses and wasting the people's agricultural resources," say the Chinese mice, "you won't see many more."

An American Expat in Southeast Asia