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China probes "Chelsea Clinton" weight loss patch
Reuters ^ | July 9, 2007 | Beijing Morning Post Reporter

Posted on 07/09/2007 6:43:55 AM PDT by NordP

BEIJING (Reuters) - China is looking into claims of a herbal weight loss patch which its makers said helped former U.S. President Bill Clinton's daughter, Chelsea, shed 12 kg (26.5 lb) in under a month, state media reported on Monday.

Customers are instructed to stick the patch to the area of the body where they want to lose weight and then just wait for the fat to flow out of them...

(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chelsea; china; clinton; patch
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To: NordP

Does it work on cankles...?


21 posted on 07/09/2007 7:33:17 AM PDT by spokeshave (Hey GOP...NO money till border closed and criminal illegals deported)
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To: NordP

Lasix and some duct tape is not an invention.


22 posted on 07/09/2007 7:37:44 AM PDT by Westlander (Unleash the Neutron Bomb)
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To: NordP

She is almost as hot as her mother.


23 posted on 07/09/2007 7:42:53 AM PDT by BoneShaker ("There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress." - Mark Twain)
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To: NordP

No review of Bills saltpeter patch?


24 posted on 07/09/2007 7:47:57 AM PDT by vietvet67
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To: hardback

“Daddy, your breath smells like cigars....”


25 posted on 07/09/2007 8:08:32 AM PDT by TheBattman (I've got TWO QUESTIONS for you....)
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To: TheBattman

“Honey, it’s OK, we’re from Arkansas, the incest capital of the world..”


26 posted on 07/09/2007 8:17:39 AM PDT by Wil H (So just what IS the Globe's optimum temperature?)
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To: NordP

Is this from the same people who make the “Helen Thomas” birth-control patch?


27 posted on 07/09/2007 9:51:37 AM PDT by mikrofon (Picture withheld in the interests of decency...)
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To: mikrofon

Too good.


28 posted on 07/09/2007 2:25:24 PM PDT by NordP (HUNTER: "The real question for Mexico--Why are your people crossing burning deserts to get away?")
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To: NordP

I wonder how much money the Toons’ll make off this latest get-rich-quick scheme...


29 posted on 07/09/2007 6:02:31 PM PDT by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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