[maggief]

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/katie-couric/if-a-bird-shits-on-katie-couric-and-millions-of-people-see-it-is-it-still-embarrassing-20060208.php

[cubreporter]

Mmmmmm, well I guess the birds aren’t choosey. I know they splashed it all over the TV when the bird chose President Bush.