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al responds: you really believe the stands aren’t empty because they don’t believe me? Look, Look up there, what’s that thing up in the sky, big and bright looking?

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diCaprio replies, no don't worry al, I've heard it's call a moon, it is night outside, remember? The sun will be up later and it will be dark outside as we want all the world to be, remember?

al: oh yea, that big bright thing is the moon.... I remember now, the moon is a big ball of fire. The stands are almost empty. My latest invention isn't selling well is it diCaprio?

diCaprio: well No, not really al. This invention of yours is a big flop. I've seen better turnouts than this at hog races. But keep at it al. Folks will eventually believe a lie, if one repeats that lie forever, and ever. PT Barnam said so. If we make a profit we'll do it again, ya hear al.

al: That bright thing in the sky is the moon. Call NASA diCaprio, my next mission is here....I think we should fly planet earth, with all of its water, out to that bright object, to put that thing out.