I’ve done vigorous and intense investigation of the cause of global warming and it isn’t caused by humans. I will be releasing my findings in this post for the first time. I expect a Nobel for my efforts. After all, I’ve determined what tens of thousands of scientists and politicians could not.
The root cause of global warming is:
THE SUN
According to my research, it is 27 million degrees at it’s core and the heat from its outer shell reaches the Earth in about 8.2 light minutes. Further, the Sun will eventually destroy the Earth completely if left unchecked.
I demand an immediate project to erect large polarized panels that will block the rays and heat of the Sun.
Women and minorities most effected.
Perhaps we can get a group of enviro-wackos to go up there and pee on the sun to cool it off.