[JCEccles]

The Tennessee Stud

(as sung by Johnny "No Cash" McCain)

Back about nineteen and ninety-five
political free speech was very much alive
I never would've killed it through the slaughter and blood
If I hadn't had the help of the Tennessee Stud

The Tennessee Stud was tall and old
A little bit lazy but his voice was bold
But he came through for me like I knew he would
No one ever had a voice like the Tennessee Stud

[Clara Lou]

Keep your day job.

[Petronski]

You’re embarrassing yourself.