Too bad this didn't happen in NYC...
"Hey, Lacey, get a load of this! What's this perp packin'?"
“it’s a man, man”
nice leadership. “Achmed, you keep a post in the minaret, Mohamed, no , the other one, you watch the back door, shoot anyone who comes in. use the vest after the last bullet is fired. Me, I’ll slip into something more comfortable, and um, hey is that Elvis?