To: nathanbedford
I married my first wife when I was stationed in Germany. Afer we got back to America, we were driving down the expressway one day and she asked, "Why do we never get to that town, I keep seeing the sign, but we never get there?".
To wit, I asked, "What town?"
In her German accent, she said "grest ahhreah."
She had been seeing the "Rest Area" signs.
A few years later, she had joined a local women's club, and they were discussing something and she stood up in front of the entire assembly and said, "Well, if you can't join them, lick them.".
29 posted on
07/04/2007 7:03:03 AM PDT by
FrankR
(Fred Thompson, the cure for America's current nonsense)
To: FrankR
My father-in -law took my 7 year old son to get haircuts. When the barber asked him how he wanted it cut, grandpa didn't have a clue so he asked his grandson to translate.
The little smart ass responded, "that will cost you two euro." He made him pay.
By God, I've got a capitalist!
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30 posted on
07/04/2007 7:11:56 AM PDT by
nathanbedford
("I like to legislate. I feel I've done a lot of good." Sen. Robert Byrd)
To: FrankR
My mother once exclaimed that it seemed that all exits on the Authobahn were leading to “Ausfahrt,” obviously one hell of a big city. Of course, I had to explained to her it means “exit.”
33 posted on
07/04/2007 10:16:12 AM PDT by
toddlintown
(Six bullets and Lennon goes down. Yet not one hit Yoko. Discuss.)
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