On the bright side, where is Winston Churchill buried? Hook a dynamo to his spinning corpse and you should be able to light all of London.
I really, truly laughed out loud upon reading this. My first vote for post of the year.
While trying to make sense of this news, reflectively and not jumping to any conclusions, and by degrees being more and more dismayed (not because I understand the implications fully, but by calibrating the posts. I had actually thought the Brits were doing a superior job of fighting the terrorists within their border) it was a welcome laugh.
That rumbling is coming from Bladon, Oxfordshire about 60 miles NE of London. About as "out in the countryside" as you can get in England.
His tombstone was replaced in '98 due to damage to the site by folks paying their respects.