[herMANroberts]

......and maybe if we close our eyes they can’t see us.

[milford421]

“......and maybe if we close our eyes they can’t see us.”

LOL

[EDINVA]

the entire unpleasantness can be resolved with a rousing match of croquet, don’t you know !

[Lost Dutchman]

......and maybe if we close our eyes they can’t see us. I vote for the tried and true method of hiding your head under a blanket. Never once did the monster get me.

[Gideon T. Reader]

“YES Prime Minister?”
"Hmmmm? Oh. Yes. Well. About this bit of bother?"”
“Bother. PM?”
“Yes”. “This thing with you know what occurred.”
“The “thing” that occurred”.
“Yes, Yes, man”. “The “thing”.
“Exactly WHAT “thing” PM?”
“Come, come Man” “the THING”. “In London. At the Airport. THAT thing”.
“Oh! “THAT thing”. “Well you know.” “It was, well what it was”.
“You mean it really was?”
“Yes, PM, it was.”
“Oh”. “I was hoping that there was another reason”.
“No sir. It was what it was”.
“Oh”
“However there is a bright side PM”.
“What? There is?”

“Yes PM, The Committee has provided a talking point sheet, albeit with only one point, should you wish to utilize it.”

“Committee? “What committee?
“The parliamentary Committee for Inoffensive Bland and Vacuous Comments, PM.”
“Oh them”. “Well, come on then, lets have it.”
“Yes PM”.
(Opening the envelope)

“Well, I NEVER!!! (Shocked amazement)
“What does it say PM”.

“It says,....”th’ bluddy eff’in Muzzies is blowin’ up the
‘ole bluddy manor!!”