How about a twin spin? 
I’m running around in front of my computer right now looking for a sand goblin to strangle. These stories get me so worked up. Reading about the actions and death of these incredible warriors is like listening to the melancholic howl of wolves, it tugs at my entire being, sparking an involuntary bloodlust. I guess I’m just gonna have to settle for a hippie.
How about a twin spin?