No arguments here.
Anti-tobacco zealotry is a dangerous disease.
but.....it gives their empty lives meaning by making them appear 'caring' and superior to those lowbrows with the icky habit.....they can parade about with a snooty air, sanctioned by the Government, no less!
Without the religion of antismoking naziism to rally around, they would have to satisfy themselves with merely being nosy, unproductive Socialists and the modern-day Gauleiters.
We can't take that away from them, can we?
(snort)
They must be hospitalized immediately before they further empower our cancerous tumor of a government.