Posted on 07/01/2007 5:32:30 PM PDT by TornadoAlley3
Any high school freshman can tell you who really pays for these radios: the buyer of the trailer.
I think tornadoes come with trailer-radar.....
After the novelty has worn off, they will be turned off (false alarms will take care of that) and like smoke detectors … batteries will never be replace in most, ever.
That's worth repeating. This makes some politician somewhere feel (and look) as if he's doing something important. But as someone who once lived in a trailer, I'll vouch that I could have afforded a $20 radio on my own.
Trailers are not "tornado magnets". They're just so flimsy that the incredibe low pressure and high winds of a tornado blow them up while nearby houses aren't hurt. That's a risk you take when you live in one.
Come to think of it, maybe we could mandate that they all come with On-Star.
Imagine the ad: "Hello, this is On-Star. I've just been informed that your home has been flipped over on its side, are you OK?"
"Oh -- yes. Actually a soda straw has been driven through my right bicep from the force of the storm."
Not to worry, Sir. I'll call emergency services for you. Would you like me to remain on the line?"
Yes, please.
[Sound of ambulance siren]
"They're here, thank you very much."
"Glad I could help. Actually, Sir, we show that your bill is two weeks overdue. There's a nasty cold front heading your way from Kansas, you might want to think about paying up. Thank you for calling On-Star."
Just a thought.
And most people living in trailers aren't there because of a long record of good decisions.
LOL. Brilliant. I love it.
Why can’t I have John Edwards’ home?
“My all time favorite “invention” is “stamps you don’t have to lick”. It only took 200 years!!”
Too late! Thanks to the internet and online billpay, the only stamps I use are the kind you don’t have to buy.
Love your narrative …
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Hell, just mandate that all trailers be built to withstand an F5 tornado. Problem solved!
God Bless Technology! Now, if they’d only invent a device that alerts my husband to the fact that the TP roll is EMPTY and he needs to change it before the door unlocks to let him out again!
Now THAT would make my home MUCH more valuable to me. :)
Too funny.
I grew up in Toledo Ohio and we had tornadoes. We also had old air raid sirens. Guess what they sounded when a tornado was spotted? We all knew what that siren meant. This makes a heckuva lot more sense than radios in mobile homes.
LOL! Laughing so had I’m finding it hard to type!!!!!!!!!
Please, give me a break!!!!! LOL!
Come on guys, my stomach is hurting … LOL!
My wife says ... Amen!
I know I'm crazy I want a politician that runs on a record of repealing un-needed laws.
I’ve read many profound arguments, profound statements and profound idiocy over the years here, your post has to be one of the best I’ve ever read. Thanks, I will be saving it for posterity.
Who is going to enforce turning on the radios?
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