[wagglebee]

Yeah, he is a little too direct at times.

[Tax-chick]

There's "direct," and then there's just cruddy.

Thou shall not touch my daughter, or I’ll tear your hands off and you’ll have to “whip the bishop” with a stub.

I know it's to get attention to his message, and it must work for some audience, but it doesn't for me.

(My daughter has five younger brothers. We don't need rules about boyfriends.)