[SteveMcKing]

Boy, Doug, are you in for a shock. It just doesn’t work that way.

Your daughter is going to break your heart no matter what silly rules you invent. A good man will simply learn to deal with it, however painful.

[leesum]

When I first met my future son-in-law, I told him, “Watch it, I know how to castrate pigs.” He watched it.

[EQAndyBuzz]

This is an old piece.