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Weakness on Iran Bites Us
Chicago Sun-Times ^ | July 1, 2007 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 07/01/2007 4:14:35 AM PDT by Tom D.

Weakness on Iran Bites Us

July 1, 2007

BY MARK STEYN Sun-Times Columnist

A year or so after the Ayatollah Khomeini took out an Islamist mob contract on Salman Rushdie, the novelist appeared, after elaborate security arrangements, on a television arts show in London. His host was Melvyn Bragg, a longtime British telly grandee, and what was striking was how quickly the interview settled down into the usual cozy lit.-crit. chit-chat. Lord Bragg took Rushdie back to his earlier pre-fatwa work. ''After your first book,'' drawled Bragg, ''which was not particularly well-received . . .''

That's supposed to be the worst a novelist has to endure. His book will be ''not particularly well-received'' -- i.e., some twerp reviewers will be snotty about it in the New Yorker and The Guardian. In the cozy world of English letters, it came as a surprise to find that being ''not particularly well-received'' meant foreign governments putting a bounty on your head and killing your publishers and translators. Even then, the literary set had difficulty taking it literally. After news footage of British Muslims burning Rushdie's book in the streets of English cities, BBC arts bores sat around on talk-show sofas deploring the ''symbolism'' of this attack on ''ideas.''

There was nothing symbolic about it. They burned the book because they couldn't burn Rushdie himself. If his wife and kid had swung by, they'd have gladly burned them, just as the mob was happy to burn to death 37 Turks who'd made the mistake of being in the same hotel in Sivas as one of the novelist's translators. When British Muslims called for Rushdie to be killed, they meant it. From a mosque in Yorkshire, Mohammed Siddiqui wrote to The Independent to endorse the fatwa by citing Sura 5 verses 33-34 from the Koran:

''The punishment of those who wage war against God and His Apostle, and strive with might and main for mischief through the land, is execution, or crucifixion, or the cutting off of hands and feet from opposite sides, or exile from the land.''

That last apparently wasn't an option.

Britain got so many things wrong during the Rushdie affair, just as America got so many things wrong during the Iranian embassy siege 10 years earlier. But it's now 2007 -- almost two decades after Iran claimed sovereignty over British subjects, almost three decades after they claimed sovereignty over U.S. territory. So what have we learned? I was with various British parliamentarians the other day, and we were talking about the scenes from Islamabad, where the usual death-to-the-Great-Satan chappies had burned an effigy of the queen to protest the knighthood she'd conferred on Rushdie. I told my London friends that I had to hand it to Tony Blair's advisers: What easier way for the toothless old British lion, after the humiliations inflicted upon the Royal Navy sailors by their Iranian kidnappers, to show you're still a player than by knighting Salman Rushdie for his ''services to literature''? Given that his principal service to literature has been to introduce the word ''fatwa'' to the English language, one assumed that some characteristically cynical British civil servant had waved the knighthood through as a relatively cheap way of flipping the finger to the mullahs.

But no. It seems Her Majesty's government in London was taken entirely by surprise by the scenes of burning Union Jacks on the evening news.

Can that really be true? In a typically incompetent response, Margaret Beckett, the foreign secretary, issued one of those obviously -we're-sorry-if-there's-been-a-misunderstanding statements in which she managed to imply that Rushdie had been honored as a representative of the Muslim community. He's not. He's an ex-Muslim. He's a representative of the Muslim community's willingness to kill you for trying to leave the Muslim community. But, locked into obsolescent multiculti identity-groupthink, Beckett instinctively saw Rushdie as a member of a quaintly exotic minority rather than as a free-born individual.

This is where we came in two decades ago. We should have learned something by now. In the Muslim world, artistic criticism can be fatal. In 1992, the poet Sadiq Abd al-Karim Milalla also found that his work was ''not particularly well-received'': He was beheaded by the Saudis for suggesting Mohammed cooked up the Koran by himself. In 1998, the Algerian singer Lounes Matoub described himself as ''ni Arabe ni musulman'' (neither Arab nor Muslim) and shortly thereafter found himself neither alive nor well. These are not famous men. They don't stand around on Oscar night congratulating themselves on their ''courage'' for speaking out against Bush-Rove fascism. But, if we can't do much about freedom of expression in Iran and Saudi Arabia, we could at least do our bit to stop Saudi-Iranian standards embedding themselves in the Western world. So many of our problems with Iran today arise from not doing anything about our problems with Iran yesterday. Men like Ayatollah Khomeini despised pan-Arab nationalists like Nasser who attempted to impose a local variant of Marxism on the Muslim world. Khomeini figured: Why import the false ideologies of a failing civilization? Doesn't it make more sense to export Islamism to the dying West?

And, for a guy dismissed by most of us as crazy, he made a lot of sense. The Rushdie fatwa established the ground rules: The side that means it gets away with it. Mobs marched through Britain calling for the murder of a British subject -- and, as a matter of policy on the grounds of multicultural sensitivity, the British police shrugged and looked the other way. One reader in England recalled one demonstration at which he asked a constable why the ''Muslim community leaders'' weren't being arrested for incitement to murder. The officer told him to ''f - - - off, or I'll arrest you.'' Genuine ''moderate Muslims'' were cowed into silence, and pseudo-moderate Muslims triangulated with artful evasiveness. Sir Iqbal Sacranie, who went on to become leader of the most prominent British Muslim lobby group, was asked his opinion of the fatwa against Rushdie and mused: ''Death is perhaps too easy.''

In 1989 Rushdie went into hiding under the protection of the British police. A decade later, despite renewals of the fatwa and generous additions to the bounty, he decided he did not wish to live his life like that and emerged from seclusion to live a more or less normal life. He learned the biggest lesson of all: how easy it is to be forced into the shadows. That's what's happening in the free world incrementally every day, with every itsy-bitsy nothing concession to groups who take offense at everything and demand the right to kill you for every offense. Across two decades, what happened to Rushdie has metastasized, in part because of the weak response in those first months. ''Death is perhaps too easy''? Maybe. But slow societal suicide is easier still.

© 2007 Mark Steyn


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: geopolitics; iran
Mr. Steyn has his usual humor and bite as well as his usual clear sight and clear thinking this morning.
1 posted on 07/01/2007 4:14:37 AM PDT by Tom D.
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To: Tom D.

” The Rushdie fatwa established the ground rules: The side that means it gets away with it. “

There it is — in a nutshell......


2 posted on 07/01/2007 4:23:17 AM PDT by Uncle Ike (We has met the enemy, and he is us........)
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To: Uncle Ike

"I love our new Iranian Overlords.

Story on Lambert and taking of UK hostages by Iran

3 posted on 07/01/2007 4:28:58 AM PDT by Diogenesis (Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
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To: Tom D.

So many of our problems with Iran today arise from not doing anything about our problems with Iran yesterday.

yep.


4 posted on 07/01/2007 4:38:12 AM PDT by TheRobb7 (The welfare state needs a new customer base--ILLEGAL aliens!)
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To: Tom D.

Sooner or later, we are going to have to give the muzzies the jihad they so desperately want.
And this time, WE WILL FINISH THE JOB!

Semper Fi,
Kelly


5 posted on 07/01/2007 7:04:08 AM PDT by kellynla (Freedom of speech makes it easier to spot the idiots! Semper Fi!)
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To: Uncle Ike

As much as his rather dreary literature, I hope Rushdie is remembered for being the unintentionally hilarious villain character in the amazingly ridiculous Lollywood (Pakistan) movie “International Gorillay.”

“The film is a fabulous concoction and shows the Islamic world tottering on the brink of the abyss. Rushdie is leading the assault on Islam with his The Satanic Verses and is targeting Pakistan (the “fortress” of modern day Islam) because once mighty Pakistan is dealt with, the rest of the Islamic world will hardly stand a chance.

Rushdie plans to drive the final nails into the coffin of Islam by opening a new chain of Casinos and Discos spreading contemptible vice and debauchery.

Mustafa Qureshi, hen pecked to death by his demented wife, decides to call it a day with his day job at the Police station and induct his unemployed brothers to create a Mujahid (God’s soldiers) trio whose sole aim is to seek out and execute the despised Salman Rushdie before he manages to destroy all virtue and decency on the planet.

The trio have a personal axe to grind as their beloved family cherub was recently slaughtered by Rushdie’s men while protesting The Satanic Verses.

Mustafa Qureshi is quite superb as the vengeful elder brother and leader of the Mujahids. Ghulam Mohiuddin delivers a typically charismatic performance, charged with raw power and brooding machismo.

Javed Shaikh is at his very best - meaning barely tolerable, but it is Gulloo who shines with his spectacular dialogue delivery. Neeli provides a little sparkle and delivers her punch lines with oomph and vigour.

Babra plays Dolly, the evil English henchwoman of Rushdie who eventually sees the light and embraces the righteous path in a spectacular scene of dazzling special effects that will have Hollywood turning green with envy.

Salman Rushdie, played with great relish by Afzal Khan is of course a man of unsurpassed evil and tortures his hapless victims by forcing them to listen to chapters from his book! - a fate worse than death itself. He then kills them and soaks his handkerchiefs with their blood that he gleefully snorts.

The film is maniacal if unintentional high farce and a laugh-a-minute caper, as in one scene, where the “good guys” try to sneak up on Rushdie in Batman costumes. Very appropriate undercover gear as surely nobody would find it at all odd to see three rather portly middle aged men wandering around in Bat-suits.

There are numerous spectacular fight sequences with tons of stunts, explosions and rocket launching in evidence. Neeli and Babra perform some rather atrocious dances to dire sub-disco numbers.

Though Madame Noor Jehan is irresistible when she coos “Oh no!”, in that inimitable sultry manner of hers. The film moves along at a rollicking pace and sizzles with its sheer intensity and dynamism.

The direction is sledgehammer subtle as is the norm for Punjabi cinema and the one-liners have to be delivered slowly and deliberately and sometimes even three times in a row so as to not miss their point.

A quite masterful and brilliantly opportunistic film that manages to expertly fictionalize the entire Salman Rushdie The Satanic Rites issue and present it as a demented pseudo-religious fairy tale - a stroke of rare genius. An historic Lollywood masterwork not to be missed at any cost.

Ironically, ALL of the “good guys” are defeated by the seemingly invincible, hankie-blood snorting Rushdie, who seems to have won the day, only to be thwarted at the last minute by four, heaven sent flying Korans that use lighting bolts and laser beams to incinerate him.”

The grand finale of which can be seen on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIe45NN4P_Y


6 posted on 07/01/2007 8:17:50 AM PDT by Popocatapetl
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