Romney Is Griswold!Remember that famous scene in National Lampoons Vacation where Clark Griswold is pulled over by a policeman for dragging Aunt Ednas disgusting mutt behind the car for several miles? Well, it turns out that GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney had a similar episode on a family vacation of his own. He even had his own family truckster, albeit a better color!
(From the Boston Globe) - The white Chevy station wagon with the wood paneling was overstuffed with suitcases, supplies, and sons when Mitt Romney climbed behind the wheel to begin the annual 12-hour family trek from Boston to Ontario.As the oldest son, Tagg Romney commandeered the way-back of the wagon, keeping his eyes fixed out the rear window, where he glimpsed the first sign of trouble. Dad!' he yelled. Gross!' A brown liquid was dripping down the back window, payback from an Irish setter whod been riding on the roof in the wind for hours.
In English - who gives a shiite. He's human, whoopee!
And what's next, he once flushed a Goldfish down the toilet?
He flushed the second amendment down the toilet in massachusetts.