Too bad you see politeness and good manners as “uptight and holier-than-thou.”
Black humor is supposed to be funny. The crass comments on this thread are not.
I live among conservative people who know how to laugh and who live with good cheer. They would never say these hateful things.
A legitimate philosophy or point-of-view that can’t be stated with civility diminishes the argument.
And, on a personal level, I simply don’t want to be associated with rudeness.
Good go over to DU where you’ll find a lot more sympathy for your point of view.