What you sayin????
There's no way i'm going to waste a good beer on that piece of $#!t. Refill the bottle with water and freeze it. That is much better.
I hear what you're saying brother, and I appreciate your respect, and share your reverence for the beverage. However, if I could do the bottle breaking on that walking phlem puddle, I'd consider an unopened bottle of Dom Perignon well spent.
His is a face I could only stand to see on a milk carton.