[Law is not justice but process]

“But they left out the “aspiring rapper” part. And they also forgot to mention that he was thinking about asking his latest baby-mama if he could move in with her”

You must work in a prosecutor’s office as I do, because that is just too close to life. I don’t know how many times I have prosecuted “aspiring rappers.” I think excuse number 7 on the defendants’ “Big List of Excuses for Committing Atrocities Against Innocent People” is “my baby mama kicked me out and I needed money to find a place to stay.” Right between “I was hanging with the wrong crowd” and “my disabilty check was not enough to cover the payments to my bondsman.”

[ccmay]

Grandma also neglected to mention that her pride and joy played basketball well enough that he would have been in the NBA someday, if only the racist cracker hadn't shot him.

I suppose she won't forget to tell it to the civil jury when they sue the old boy for "wrongful death."

-ccm