"I'll bet those brand new legal spanish speaking republicans will walk precincts better than any lazy ex-republican American ever did. Jose and Maria will also undoubtedly double last year's contributions working the phone banks too."
I hope we both suffer from the same fallacy (that our sarcasm is so obvious as to not require a notation of such). If so, you're brilliantly witty, just like me! If not, I'm not able to fully comprehend your logic.