And since they have equated homosexual kissing with heterosexual kissing, what is to stop a particularly brain-damaged student, perhaps one who has read about Caligula and was particularly impressed with how he married his horse, from making the case that he has a 'significant relationship' with a given farm animal and wishes to publish a picture in the HS yearbook of him engaged in an open-mouthed kiss with this farm animal?
What basis is there for preventing this now?
Will children be bringing home their yearbooks with pictures of football trophies and science fair projects interspersed with that of students engaged in open-mouthed kissing with goats and sheep?