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Black Holes Renamed 'Super High Gravity Locations' (Political Correctness...in SPACE!)
The Daily Redundancy ^
| 06/22/2007
Posted on 06/26/2007 6:42:04 AM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007
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To: Ultra Sonic 007
Damn... ya got me.
It is absolutely plausible that the PC crowd would do something like this.
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posted on
06/26/2007 7:05:24 AM PDT
by
MrB
(You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
To: Clam Digger
I hope a wayward piece of an alternative newspaper classified section flew in your face advertising this "service".
Otherwise, I don't want to know how you know about this practice.
Or desire to want this done. Or to do it.
I'm sure people that go to med school to train to look at "holes" all day long don't care.
Besides, early attempts at bleaching the other end led to some pretty bad dental problems.
Will history repeat?
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Space, the final frontier...
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posted on
06/26/2007 7:06:58 AM PDT
by
mathprof
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Well at least they weren’t called “nappy-headed black holes.”
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posted on
06/26/2007 7:09:50 AM PDT
by
Humvee
(Beliefs are more powerful than facts - Paulus Atreides)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Okay, how long till the first post to realize this is a joke. ROTFL! I tip my hat to you, sir!
Super high gravity locations are the remnants of giant stars that collapse into a substance so dense that it has a gravitational pull that consumes all matter that comes near it. "They're the bad boys of the cosmos." says Nokidi Imsure, Professor of Astronomic Anthropology at Howyflyl University. "You would definitely want to cross the street if you saw one coming."
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Almost got me but I caught on about half way through. “Coucil on Nomenclatures” was an early tip-off though. Ha!
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posted on
06/26/2007 7:27:46 AM PDT
by
subterfuge
(Today, Tolerance =greatest virtue;Hypocrisy=worst character defect; Discrimination =worst atrocity)
To: Ultra Sonic 007; All
Ummm... guys (& gals)... It wasn’t so long ago that the “Jewfish” was ‘officially’ renamed the “Goliath Grouper” because of perceived insensitivity toward our friends of the Jewish persuasion. Now I don’t know any fisherman that consults the ACLU (or whoever) when he boats a fish... (let’s see, what shall I call this? No, can’t call it THAT.) Nevertheless, all the fish guides & aquariums will reinforce the use of “Goliath Grouper” until us newly-defined ‘insensitives’ die off.
THIS is entirely possible! Good satire, though.
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posted on
06/26/2007 7:38:41 AM PDT
by
Tallguy
(Climate is what you plan for, weather is what you get.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Sorry, due to circumstances beyond my control I am no longer allowed to respond to threads like this one.
The activist trolls who abuse the abuse button, and the mods who empower them...
Just saying.
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posted on
06/26/2007 7:45:08 AM PDT
by
Publius6961
(MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Sorry, due to circumstances beyond my control I am no longer allowed to respond to threads like this one.
The activist trolls who abuse the abuse button, and the mods who empower them...
Just saying.
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posted on
06/26/2007 7:45:10 AM PDT
by
Publius6961
(MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Not quite sarcasm. Not much of a parody. Might pass as black humor.
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posted on
06/26/2007 7:47:10 AM PDT
by
RightWhale
(Repeal the Treaty)
To: Enduring Freedom
You have no idea how hard I'm biting my tongue.
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posted on
06/26/2007 7:51:57 AM PDT
by
Publius6961
(MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
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posted on
06/26/2007 7:55:07 AM PDT
by
Publius6961
(MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Are you sure this is not scrappleface?
To: RightWhale
Not quite sarcasm. Not much of a parody. Might pass as black humor.Just out of curiosity, do you enjoy Florence King?
How about P.J. O'Rourke?
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posted on
06/26/2007 8:09:54 AM PDT
by
Publius6961
(MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
To: mathprof
Space, the final frontier...Speaking of which, have you heard the latest report from al-Jazeera?
They signed up the Muppets to air weekly episodes of Pigs in Space! in all muslim countries.
Just a rumor, I think.
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posted on
06/26/2007 8:14:01 AM PDT
by
Publius6961
(MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
'super high gravity locations'"I say we shorten that to "Super HIgh graviTy holes".
To: Ultra Sonic 007
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posted on
06/26/2007 8:25:06 AM PDT
by
dangerdoc
(dangerdoc (not actually dangerous any more))
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Okay, how long till the first post to realize this is a joke.Why.. per LA county you can't use the term "Master/Slave" for computer disk drives any more
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posted on
06/26/2007 9:00:18 AM PDT
by
tophat9000
(My 2008 grassroots Republican platform: Build the fence, enforce the laws, and win the damm WAR!)
To: Ultra Sonic 007
Presumably all White Dwarves will need to be renamed Full Spectrum Little People? :-p
To: robertpaulsen
The guy that thought this up probably graduated from the Sam Houston Institute of Technology.
I’ll have to see if his name is on the alumni “list”.
Go Plungers! [GRIN]
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posted on
06/26/2007 9:40:20 AM PDT
by
Strzelec
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