(Not directed at you, it goes without saying).
"MacDailyNews Take: Not that we needed it (John dumped his last ounce of credibility down the drain years ago), but now we have definitive proof that Dvorak is the world's largest Hawaiian shirt-wearing weasel. This is Dvorak's "Paris Hilton moment." Mercifully, he remains fully clothed throughout. This is a video which we can and will use as reference for Dvorak's shams ad infinitum. Good move, John. You're such a genius! Planning to retire soon?"