Study Links Hurricanes to Teen Smokers

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[Sub-Driver]

what would do without university studies. They forgot to add global warming..........what nonsense.

[The Lumster]

At the age of 18 months I was in a hurricane on the Texas Gulf coast.

At the age of 16 years I started smoking.

I’m so glad to know that it wasn’t my fault!

[sageb1]

Most behavioral scientists should be locked up.

[Jean S]

Oh come on. And these idiots are serious!

More grant money is on the way.

[3AngelaD]

Teen smoking causes hurricanes? Headline reader needs remedial course.

[CindyDawg]

It’s those Fema gift cards! Before they didn’t have the money to buy them.

[Calpernia]

I say here looking at this thread for the punch line.

[Calpernia]

Maybe we are the fools.

How do we cash in on this grant money?

[Popman]

About 22 percent of American teenagers smoke, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Anybody else think this number is overstated?

What qualifies as "smoking"?

When I was a teenager I "smoked " for about a month until I realized it was a disgusting nasty habit and quit

I haven't smoked cigs for the next 32 years, but I bet I qualify as a teen smoker

[Man50D]

Let's see the socialists claim human induced global warming has and will increase the frequency and strenghth of hurricanes. This so called study links hurricanes to smoking. Consequently the socialists will conclude human induced global warming is detroying the nation's children and therefore more legislation should be passed to resolve the problem.

[Calpernia]

Post 7, typo

say = sat

[AntiFed]

And in Related news: New Jersey state legislature to consider banning hurricanes in the interest of stopping lung cancer.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

So, hurricanes are caused by global warming, then teen smoking causes global warming?

[Sub-Driver]

now don’t give them any bright ideas.......

[Screamname]

Bushs fault. Bush makes hurricanes which leads to teens smoking, especially black teens because the mysterious famous like Kanye West (mysterious famous meaning nobody can figure out why they are famous) says Bush doesn`t like black people so obviously Bush causes hurricanes in black areas on purpose and therefore teen smoking is his fault.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIUzLpO1kxI

[higgmeister]

Study Links Hurricanes to Teen Smokers

Hurricanes caused by Teen Smokers!?
That sounds like some strange and ethereal
"Butterfly Principle."

[Pilsner]

I think this is from the same study group that recommended the use of sheep’s bladders in the prevention of earthquakes.

[SittinYonder]

Teen smoking causes hurricanes?

I can't believe we needed another government funded study to tell us what is intuitive. We all already know that teen smoking causes hurricanes.

[CAWats]

I had always suspected hurricanes led to smoking. Now I now.

[Calpernia]

I didn’t know that. YOU just told me.

Quick Sittin, apply for some of that money!