Many moons ago my buddy and I were driving down a lonely Colorado road and WHACK!!!! Out of nowhere we hit a deer. We pull over to assess the situation and the deer was deader than dead. We hadn't been pulled over 30 seconds when a truck pulls up behind us. "Hey! You guys want that?" Well, we were dumb college kids without the slightest idea how to clean and dress roadkill so we told him to go ahead and take it. "Mmm! I'm makin' sausage!" were his final words as he heaved the dead deer into his pickup bed and drove away.
The exact same thing happened to my brother and I just ouside Teluride (sp).