[SandRat]

Code Chivalry Love

1. Thou shalt avoid avarice like the deadly pestilence and shalt embrace its opposite.
   
2. Thou shalt keep thyself chaste for the sake of her whom thou lovest.
   
3. Thou shalt not knowingly strive to break up a correct love affair that someone else is engaged in.
   
4. Thou shalt not chose for thy love anyone whom a natural sense of shame forbids thee to marry.
   
5. Be mindful completely to avoid falsehood.
   
6. Thou shalt not have many who know of thy love until time to wed thy love.
7. Being obedient in all things to the commands of ladies, thou shalt ever strive to ally thyself to the service of Love.
   
8. In giving and receiving love's solaces let modesty be ever present.
   
9. Thou shalt speak no evil.
   
10. Thou shalt not be a revealer of others love affairs.
11. Thou shalt be in all things polite and courteous.
    
12. In practising the solaces of love thou shalt not exceed the desires of thy lover.

[Secret Agent Man]

Geez, 12 commandments for dealing with women? Even God onyl gave us 10! Doesn’t that tell you something?