I am going to go to Mexico, become a citizen then become an illegal alien. That would be great! Get free housing, food, college education and all the hot senioritas and great drugs I can get my hands on!!! Meanwhile, my so very wise American leaders can continue to bend over my former American brothers but what the hell would I care? At least me and the very wise leaders would now be on the same page!!!(sarcasm off).
Ironically, corrupt hellholes like Mexico make it almost impossible for gringos to become Mexican citizens.