Next time, offer Hugo a cold beer and offer to sponsor him for a work visa/passport attachment. He will chug the beer and still run away, because you need a passport or visa and a work sponsor to get that attachment in the first place. Tell Hugo to become a nurse and pass the NCLEX exam in English. The visa attachment comes in 3 months and the resident card in 9 months. Imagine a nurse called Hugo.
I was answering a post concerning Hugo Chavez. But yes, it would be better if he were a nurse rather then the leader of the Castro revolution.